The Solomon Scandals A Washington newspaper novel by David Rothman

29Nov/084

Heart troubles: Fact-checking in the cardiac ICU, post-bypass

image Car­diac wor­ries arise in sev­eral places in The Solomon Scan­dals. My father’s heart attack was one of the defin­ing moments of his life and even mine. Scan­dals is fic­tion, not a mem­oir. But his attack took place in his early 40s when he was about to show us a movie, just as reporter Jon Stone’s father does in Scan­dals.

Heart dis­ease is also a metaphor that Margo, Stone’s girl­friend, uses when dis­cussing Vulture’s Point, Solomon’s rick­ety office build­ing hous­ing IRS and CIA workers.

The issue at hand is whether any­one can pre­dict if or when Vulture’s Point will fall down. “Oh, maybe a decade or so, with tip-offs,” Margo says. “Like if the ele­va­tors stopped work­ing, or the win­dows won’t open. It’s like heart prob­lems, nor­mally. You get sick before you kick the bucket. I mean, the cracks still aren’t that large.”

A skep­ti­cal Stone responds with word of his friend the marathon run­ner who, minus the least warn­ing, died at 25 of a mas­sive coro­nary. “Just what was ‘nor­mally’?” Stone thinks.

In real life, only a month or so after I wrote the above dia­logue, some­one suf­fered a heart attack, then had his chest cracked open for a quad bypass. Me. I have a mes­sage. Don’t trust tread­mill stress tests alone. Get the full trim­mings: an MRI or what­ever. I was a false neg­a­tive. All of my valves were well-clogged, and at least one doc­tor says that con­fused the test­ing giz­mos. So much for the virtues of consistency.

I did some of the fact-checking for the cardiac-related scenes while in the car­diac ICU at Inova Alexan­dria Hos­pi­tal (photo) fol­low­ing my quad.

Except for an occa­sional lit­tle cough, a tem­po­rary com­pli­ca­tion from the oper­a­tion, I’m com­ing along fine now, and on car­diac mat­ters, I’m more con­fi­dent than ever that Scan­dals is authentic.

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  1. This is ALL very inter­st­ing, Sir David! I didn’t know. Who knew? Lands­man, lands­mann, we are all one big mish­pocah, one world, one peo­ple, and an inter­est­ing mix­ture of genepools turn­ing our human­ity one amaz­ing plot! I, for one, salute you, sir. And I’m glad to hear your bypass has turned out well, too. I haven’t got there yet, but I fear the appt is being set up already in high places, and I will try to be ready when I get the call. Sholom Ale­ichem, one of my favorite sto­ry­tells from yes­ter­year, wrote a book or a story called “It’s Not Easy Being a Jew” and in Japan I became a big fan of 48-part series called “It’s Not Easy Being a Man! (Otoko wa tsuroiyo!”) that is basi­cally the same uni­ver­sal story about life 1o1, no mat­ter who we are or what genepool we stem from. So your news­pa­per blog here is wonder-full! Break a leg! One day, I will tell you my story about how Henry Kissinger almost got me fired from my job at ticket seller/projectionist at the AFI film the­ater at the Kenedy Cen­ter. What I most remem­ber about rid­ing up the ele­va­tor with him that night was how baggy his pants were, and this was 1975 or so. Funny story, and in the end I didn’t fired. But Henry was a bit angry!

  2. I’m not sur­prised to hear the the Kissinger story, Danny. Feel free to share more details about him, includ­ing your “almost fired” story.

    In The Solomon Scan­dals, I’ve got a very brief Kissinger ref­er­ence about which I’ll leave you in suspense.

    Cheers,
    David

  3. David, I didn’t know about your quad bypass. That’s quite some­thing to endure. Hope you are all bet­ter now. I’m afraid I haven’t read Solomon Scan­dals yet, but it’s still on my list. It’s great to see this blog. I think ebooks are going to get more and more pop­u­lar. Thanks for being a pio­neer of the first order.

  4. Great hear­ing from you, Jim. Email your address and I’ll get you a p-freebie. Best. David


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