The Solomon Scandals A Washington newspaper novel by David Rothman

29Nov/080

Truman and the ‘Get a dog’ quote—or nonquote

image Did Harry Tru­man really say, “If you want a friend in Wash­ing­ton, get a dog”? Or maybe “buy a dog”?

In The Solomon Scan­dals, an elo­quent Afghan named Thack­eray II quotes that line in a Tru­man act at the Cos­mos Club.

But he gets cor­rected by Prof. Rebecca Kitiona-Fenton, author of the fore­word and after­word of the faux mem­oirs in the book.

The quote and a pre­de­ces­sor are in fact problematic—the Harry S. Tru­man library couldn’t find any­thing before play­wright Samuel Gallu used, “You want a friend in life, get a DOG!” in a 1975 play. Dra­matic license? But who knows? Maybe some­one can sur­prise the Tru­man Library and find that the quote is authen­tic. But at this point I won’t bet on it.

imageThe New York Times, a spreader of the quote, really should con­sider a retrac­tion. Over the years, the line or sim­i­lar ones have been pop­ping up there in such places as Mau­reen Dowd’s col­umn. Both the Tru­man library and Ralph Keyes, author of The Quote Ver­i­fier, men­tioned Ms. Dowd’s 1989 use of the quote. Bill Clin­ton also spread it.

So far the ear­li­est use of the dog quote with “Wash­ing­ton” in it—at least the old­est I’ve found at this point—has seem­ingly come from former-senator Nancy Kasse­baum. When I get a moment I intend to catch up with her to see where she saw the words.

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